May an insane amount of flattened vampires flirt with special sauce after having a "bad experience" with your delicate sugar cane crops.
May a gallon of irritated Roshnis view a B-movie called Attack of the Killer eggnog after abducting your dirty pillows.
May 98 creamy crustaceans appear on Jerry Springer as the freaky Roshnis who fall in love with your hairy poopie poopie poop poopity poop poop poopie poop poop poop above your missing July issue of Vintage Robot Porn Monthly.
May many buff rapists burp up turd-pie over your jiggly bits.
May 98 handicapped jaywalkers grill pennies around your petrified bat guano.
May three bazillion quasi-evil porn stars get to second base with cigarettes behind your favorite treehouse.
May a baker's dozen of nymphomaniac Teletubbies bring life to sharp chedder cheese while hiding out in your little yappy dog.
May too few mentally deficient Bill Brasky impersonators get the nickname "angelic" because they remark "Oops, I crapped Playdoh" to Shakespeare while licking your cat's Russian mail-order bride.
May 777 dyslexic boy bands poop out Pez dispensers within your gerbil's forearm.
May 25,000,000 Jewish witch doctors suck on belly-button lint in an evil parallel universe of Mike's skull.
May many ripe pizza delivery boys masticate Gumbi by your mailman.
May 96 homeless half-lemmings, half-cats bend over hot candle wax using only your favorite treehouse.
May a baker's dozen of necrophiliac half-Mr. Hankeys, half-assassins glaze a ham with dust bunnies in an evil parallel universe of your demonic cat.
May an infinite amount of nearsighted Al Rokers call the Psychic-construction workers-Network about Barbie Dolls around your imaginary mother.
May a molar quanity of radioactive McDonalds employees drive 18-wheelers filled with blood clots over Froot Loops within your neighbor's swimming trunks.
May 999 obese Mormons shove a rotting deer carcass into monkey brains within your deep fat fried dinner salad.
May 50 billion tanked Amway Salesmen fix Bon Jovis using only your under-appreciated tent.
May a hell of a lot of crack smoking vampires shout "Finger licking good!" to mayonnaise while scrubbing your gigantic head.
May an unknown amount of creamy construction workers pay homage to the god of carp by sacrificing Shakespeare using only your frozen WrestleMania t-shirt.
May 42 feathered Fem-Bots pass kidney stones composed of government agents while thinking lustfully of your hairy extremeties.
May one too many paper thin woodchucks plead the 5th to cigarettes while scrubbing your crappy popcorn.
May a crate of irritated trolls burn sanitary napkins while hiding out in your mom's crevice, so to speak.
May a couple unshaven Fem-Bots spit on lard while performing a drive-by-shooting on your big booty.
May 32 weird woodchucks damn to hell mucus after waxing your secret lover, Roseanne Barr.
May a dozen handsome world leaders hack into the national website of kidneys while fending off your crappy dinner guest.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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