Doh! Homer Simpson's Ode To Beer


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     /        \                DO RE MI DRINK, by Homer J. Simpson. 
    |          |
    |          |               *ahem* La la la la.... *ahem*
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    |     __  __)
    |    /  \/  \           DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer... 
   /\/\ (o   )o  )        RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
   /c    \__/ --.        ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer, 
  (              )      FAR..... a long way to get beer...
   \_   _-------'       SO...... I'll have another beer... 
    |  /         \      LA...... I'll have another beer...
    | | '\_______)     TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer... 
    |  \_____)           That will bring us back to...
    |_____ |              (Looks into an empty glass) 
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   /         \                 D'OH!

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