The 'Highlander: the Series' Drinking Game - Season Two (Mark I)

This game was born because so many people, after reading the first season game, desired an edition and hounded me until I wrote one. Actually, I got bored one night, and taking all those lovely people into consideration, decided it was time we had a second series game too.

• Someone who is supposedly American sounds suspiciously Canadian for some reason - One drink
• Someone who is watching the episode with you suddenly remarks "Hey, that looks like Vancouver." - One drink
• You point out the Washington State licence plates to them in an attempt to assist the suspension of disbelief - Three drinks
• Duncan kisses Tessa - One drink
• Duncan kisses someone other than Tessa, in the present, who just happens to be blonde and spunky, and amazingly attracted to him, and you get the feeling he feels almost sorry for her but kisses her anyway - Two Drinks
• Duncan kisses someone who looks just like Tessa, but isn't - Three drinks
• Tessa is threatened by an immie - One drink
• Tessa is threatened by a mortal - One drink
• Tessa dies - Okay, so it only happened once, but you'll need the liquor if you're as mushy as I am, and a good cry always helps.
• Duncan tells Richie to stay, and Richie ignores him - One drink
• Duncan tells Richie to go, and all the fans on Usenet freak out - Two drinks
• Duncan tells Richie to go, and all the fans who freaked are flamed by the ones who never got over the fact that Tessa died and need to strike out somehow - Three drinks (You'll need 'em as you try to reason with 'em)
• A rearranged "Who Wants to Live Forever?" is used for incidental music - One drink
• A rearranged "Who Wants to Live Forever?" should be used for incidental music - Two drinks
• They use "Dust in the Wind" instead - Three drinks
• They use "Dust in the Wind" instead and you end up bursting into tears - Forget the glass, go with the bottle and a box of Puffs and go marathon first season for a while.
• An immie says "Who wants to live forever?" - One drink
• A mortal says "Who wants to live forever?" - One drink
• A Watcher says "Who wants to live forever?" and smirks evilly - Run, it's Horton back from the dead again.
• Duncan says "I am Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod." - Two drinks
• Duncan speaks with a Scots accent - One drink
• Duncan says "there can be only one" - One drinks (Two drinks if he says it and then doesn't take their head)
• Any other immie says "there can be only one" - One drink
• Duncan wears his hair down - One drink
• Duncan wears his hair down in a sequence other than a flashback - Two drinks
• It's actually all Adrian's hair too - Two and a half drinks (you don't want to pass out and miss anything really good, now do you? He might have his shirt off in the same episode, and you want to be conscious for that, ladies...)
• A flashback starts - One drink
• That flashback involves hair extensions of any kind - Two drinks
• That flashback actually uses a wig to simulate short hair now that Adrian's gone to all the trouble of growing it long - Three drinks
• A flashback ends - One drink
• An immortal woman is introduced - One drink
• That immortal woman was one of Duncan's lovers - Two drinks
• That immortal woman introduced is one whom Duncan hasn't slept with - Four drinks (it's so rare)
• Duncan then sleeps with that immortal woman - One drink (don't tell me you're surprised?)
• Duncan sleeps with her because he was guilt-tripped/grief-tripped into it - Two drinks
• Duncan senses another immie (Buzz/spider sense) - Two drinks
• Duncan beheads another immie - Three drinks
• That immie just happens to be a dear old friend who Duncan was forced to kill because they had stepped over the line - Four drinks
• They actually show the headless corpse - Four drinks
• Duncan lets another immie live - Two drinks
• Duncan uses something other than a sword to parry (ie: wood, a pipe, a body part, etc.) - One drink
• A rock singer guest stars as an immie - Four drinks
• Suddenly, every single perp in Seacouver knows Kung Fu - One drink
• You remark on this fact, mumble something disparaging about David Still-Not-Asian Carradine, and are immediately chewed out by the nearest martial arts fanatic who swears HL only became interesting and worth watching with the episodes "The Zone" and "Revenge of the Sword" - Chug. Then find a mac truck and run the bugger down. The cops will swear it's justifiable homicide, just tell 'em LJC sent you.
• Duncan takes after someone at a sprint - One drink
• Duncan takes his shirt off - Four drinks
• A native French speaker speaks perfect, unaccented English - 3 drinks
• That native French speaker's voice is looped in by someone who speaks perfect, unaccented English - One drink
• The woman doing the looping just happens to be married to the series star - Two drinks (what, didn't you get a copy of the AOL Centre Stage?)
• Someone in Paris starts a conversation in English for no apparent reason save that subtitles would cost too much, and might be distracting - Two drinks
• Someone speaks English for no apparent reason except that the writers didn't want to have to use up act one explaining where a 2000 year old immortal from, say Egypt, who had been, say, out of it for most of the development of Western culture, would pick it up - Forget the booze, shake the babble fish out of your tv and ask it for answers 'cause I got none.
• Duncan uses the phone while he is also using the modem - Three drinks
• Someone immediately suggests a cellular modem, and you have a debate about four hundred immortal technophobes that ends up in a verbal brawl and you miss act three almost completely - chug.
• There are more than two immies in the same episode - One drink (this includes Duncan and Richie)
• There are more than two immies in the same scene - Two drinks
• There are more than three immies in the same episode - Three drinks
• There is more than three immies in the same scene - Four drinks
• Richie refers to Duncan as "Mac" - One drink
• Charlie finishes two sentences in a row with the word "Man" - One drink
• Charlie and MacLeod spar - One drink
• Charlie actually gets MacLeod on the mat - Three drinks
• MacLeod whups Charlie's butt in front of all his students with a smile and a twinkle in his eye - Two drinks
• An episode guests stars a Forever Knight actor - One drink
• An episode is written by a Forever Knight writer - Two drinks
• Duncan dies - One drink
• Richie dies - Two drinks (yes, this counts the first, highly important, time)
• One or both bounces right back, and makes a trivial comment on how annoying being riddled with bullets/some other messy form of dying/etc. can be - Three drinks
• Amanda guest stars - One drink
• There is an episode without any of the principles save for Adrian - One drink
• There is an episode with Maurice - Two drinks
• Maurice is intoxicated - One drink
• Maurice is sober - Yeah, right.
• Horton guest stars - One drink
• Horton is shot/stabbed/generally supposedly killed - Two drinks
• The bastard stays dead - Go ahead and get plastered. You deserve it.
• Dawson swears he didn't know Horton was alive - Two drinks
• Dawson swears he didn't know Horton was alive, and this time he's not lying - Three drinks