Version 1.5
			   The Simpsons Drinking Game
    	
		Created and Thoroughly Tested by Joey Berner
	       (Internet address: berner@hsomai.enet.dec.com)
    
The Rules: 
  1. During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times 
          (depending on classification) for categories one through 
          three.
  2. Every supporting character class is divided by the number 
          of players. Each player chooses an equal number of
          supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their
          characters appears on screen for the first time, 
          even if they do not speak. 
     NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, 
           etc.) or players can choose their characters
  3. During "The Opening" - drink once every time you see one of the
          following things:
            a) The Blackboard
            b) The Couch gag
            c) Lisa plays her sax
            d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
            e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
            f) Marge runs the stop sign
            g) Homer screams in the driveway
            h) The panoramic shot of Springfield
  4. NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk
	   are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the
	   Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!
    
Once:
Homer says D'oh!
Homer laughs
Homer says "Mmmmmm...{food item}"
Barney belches
Marge growls
Maggie falls
Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!) 
 -For every credit Troy McClure lists
    
    
Twice:
Bart makes a crank phone call
Any Biblical references/stab at religion
Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
Nelson laughs
Homer strangles Bart
    
    
Three times: 
Grandpa falls asleep
Cross dressing  - anyone
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you'll want a buzz, won't you?)
Drug reference/Any character "trips" out
* Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo
* Moe pulls a weapon
    
    
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Level 1: (one drink)
	Mr. Burns
	Smithers
	Krusty
	Apu
	The Bullies  - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
	Milhouse
	Martin
	Mrs. Krabapple
	Ned Flanders
	Chief Wiggum
	Otto	
        Grandpa Simpson
	* Moe
    
Level 2: (two drinks!)
	Troy McClure 
	Celebrity guest appearance
	Principal Skinner
	Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
	Reverend Lovejoy
	Kent Brockman
	Ralph 
	Santa's Little Helper
	Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
	Lionel Hutz
	Nelson
	Dr. Julius Hibbert
	Groundskeeper Willie
    
Level 3: (three drinks!)
	Dr. Nick Riviera
	Sherri & Terri
	Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
	Mrs. Hoover
	Jasper
	Rod Flanders
	Todd Flanders
	Snowball II
	* Captain MacAlister 
	* Mexican Bumblebee Man 
	* The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21
	* Maggie's Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21
	* Burns Lawyer(s) 
    	
     	
Level 4: (four drinks)
	Sunjay - (Apu's brother)
	Proffessor John Fink
	Herman
	McBain
	Helen Lovejoy
	Maude Flanders
	Mrs. Winfield
	Hitler
	Hans Moleman
	Richard Nixon
	* Dr. Marvin Monroe
	* Bill and Marty
    
NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your "drinking habits".
  Any and all comments/feedback are welcome. Just send me an 
  e-mail message.