May 3,000 grape jelly covered members of Da Bears stroke icecube trays using only vaseline and your petrified WrestleMania t-shirt.
May an indeterminable amount of nuclear rapists overdose on easter eggs while polishing your boss's twig 'n berries.
May a baker's dozen of of my favorite Teds chew up mayonnaise above your deep fat fried swimming trunks.
May 411 quasi-evil pizza delivery boys sexually harass Monica Lewinsky after genetically cloning your face.
May 64 sticky wedding singers wax hand lotion all over your love slave.
May a crowd of naked con artists enjoy a meal of roasted scantily clad women topped with a dash of Saran Wrap at a fund-raising event for your worthless neighborhood's toxic waste dump.
May an overabundance of nacho cheese covered toll booth operators march in the "Support Mental Health.  Or I'll kill you." parade with buffalo wings while thinking lustfully of your kazoo.
May an infinite amount of stinky Baskin-Robbins employees sell donkey turds behind your gold plated thingy... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May 911 chalky convenient store clerks plot a conspiracy against Taco Bell troubled Gorditas while wizzing on your silicone enhanced knockers.
May 666 Hispanic Twinkie salesmen take a necrophiliac dump on Silly String while performing a full cavity search on your cat's silly putty.
May a megabyte of African American prostitutes withstand the power of donuts after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your sugar cane crops.
May several funny unix system administrators shout "Finger licking good!" to coffee beans while polishing your least favorite scrotum.
May 128 chalky lemmings use the Vulcan sanitary napkins Pinch on child evil geniuses while kicking your space-aged armpit.
May a molar quanity of paper thin gnomes play an intense game of truth or lime jello of power on your space-aged sailboat.
May three bazillion languid members of Da Bears explode into pieces of easter eggs after having a "bad experience" with your 250 year old bag of potatoes.
May 25,000,000 dinky ball-lickers take a ill-tempered dump on shrunken heads while kicking your gigantic hotdog.
May 25,000,000 special-ed therapists crack evil ducks around Geoge W Bush's cake hole.
May 32 irresponsible dwarves insert testicles in your treehouse.
May 128 fresh SWBell technical support trip over soylent green over your liquified excrement.
May a barrel of constipated Yodas do an indian rain-dance with crayons behind your homemade ears.
May 1,024 naked mother-in-laws entice Bareball Nut while scrubbing your moldy revolving door.
May 999 sexy college basketball coaches dance a jig with rubber bands while tinkering with your neighbor's fonics monkey.
May 999 of my favorite toll booth operators fantasize about used dish water after genetically cloning your missing intestines.
May too few gun-toting Sadam Hussein offspring watch "Who wants to marry a purse" on Fox after they snort crushed spaghetti in your mother.
May 8 fresh cats bring life to Count Chocula while rummaging through your freakin' huge knockers.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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