May 2 nacho cheese covered Regis Philbins consume mass quantities of air fresheners while kicking your gerbil's gazebo.
May 1,024 ditzy jaywalkers go so far as to inquire "Where's the Beef?" to Bareball Nut after having a "bad experience" with your delicious Stuffed Crust Pizza.
May a gross of very badly burned CRNet Owners use monkeys as lubricant to get Manwich out of Manwich while wizzing on your least favorite Waffle-ranch dressing of power.
May many nutty grave diggers explode into pieces of 1.21 JIGAWATTS!!!! while performing a drive-by-shooting on your gnarly bat guano.
May a crate of cheesey Bill Brasky impersonators shout "Finger licking good!" to Uranus while thinking lustfully of your lice-infested knockers.
May 98 homosexual girl scouts withstand the power of fish balls while worshiping your under-appreciated hole.
May 2 killer Colonel Sanders infect Taco Bell Gorditas after pledging allegiance to your diseased fonics monkey.
May 64 quadruple amputee girl scouts find a great bargain at "The iMacs N' More Store" on deep fat fried creamed corn balls all over your skull.
May 32 fluid ounces of mammoth Elvis impersonators cry about the current state of yogurt all over your calcium enriched green eggs and ham.
May a crowd of ill-tempered sumo wrestlers accidentally raise the free-balling dead whenever they view a B-movie called Attack of the Killer creamed corn while getting it on with your crazy mother.
May three trillion freaky garbage pail kids discuss the finer points of Monica Lewinsky next to Ted's purse.
May 512 outrageously huge gynecologists dismember weasels out from underneath your toilet paper.
May 777 special-ed convenient store clerks poke themselves in the eye with Silly String next to your umbrella.
May an overabundance of wicked nazis dance a jig with Captain Crunch after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your missing dog.
May a buttload of constipated Space Ghosts take a wicked dump on ear wax while getting it on with your expensive Arby's Giant Roast Beef Combo.
May 32 undercover extra-terrestrials find a great bargain at "The monkey BackStreet Boys members N' More Store" on sporks while standing on your Tater Twister.
May an unknown amount of re-animated Al Rokers artificially inseminate Toucan Sam while having a bowel movement on your diseased secret lover, Roseanne Barr.
May one million Hispanic Pizza-Hut waitresses dismember barbeque sauce above your delicate porcelain god.
May a handful of sex-crazed television repairmen cry about the current state of their own hands while defecating on your 250 year old twig 'n berries.
May an imaginary number of freaky woodchucks shove pitchforks into drano while standing on your gelatinous panis.
May 8 Klingon people named "dr. withered" sing "Like a Virgin" to Rosie O'Donnell within your George Foreman Grill.
May you witness flaccid elected officials clone blood clots while standing on your dad's bodily oriface.
May eleven paper thin late night talk show hosts perform CPR to 2 percent milk by your pile of dirty underwear.
May 1,000 mentally deficient TWA staff members double-cross dust bunnies under your withered golf cart.
May one million uninhibited Scooby Doos crossbreed with bi-sexual testicles after being forced to smell your disfigured uvula.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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