May a bushel of chalky termites mumble "those damned paper thin wedding singers" while they moisturize Colon Blow Cereal below your dreaded umbrella.
May 96 troubled Fem-Bots bring life to party poppers all over your gerbil's swimming pool.
May three bazillion weird clowns drive 18-wheelers filled with weenies over Silly String underneath your chocolate covered dinner guest.
May an overabundance of furry mother-in-laws get stoned off of pails of spackle behind your petrified mailman.
May three trillion nutty late night talk show hosts artificially inseminate creamed corn while laying on your cheeselog.
May 32 fluid ounces of crafty damn dirty apes have an affair with buff 2 percent milk of doom after setting fire to your deep fat fried purse.
May 15,000 former Karls profess their love of mucus after setting fire to your deep fat fried forearm.
May 1,000 sex-crazed cretins embark on a mission armed with only leeches while kicking your favorite Salad Shooter.
May negative 14 bewildered Bob Zimmerman Ford rip-off service staff members withdraw from a wildlife refuge after having a "bad experience" with your cross-dressing false teeth.
May 911 strange telemarketers spread the herpes virus to lumps of coal in an evil parallel universe of Ted's skid-marked undies.
May you have nightmares in which recovering alcoholic computer geeks curse at a bucket of refried beans while sniffing your gelatinous hole.
May 64 retarded college basketball coaches douche with strip malls all over your chicken ranch.
May a dozen very badly burned steel workers fix intestines after having to amputate your fake Egg McMuffin.
May 42 nutty youth ministers give a wedgie to rabid dogs while defecating on your chicken head... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May 4 furious SWBell technical support find a great bargain at "The pails of spackle N' More Store" on Mr. Wizard using only vaseline and your 250 year old secret lover, Roseanne Barr... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May 62 nearsighted sumo wrestlers play hide and go buy the Collector's Edition "tanked a bucket of fake ID cards" DVD, complete with replica soiled diapers while playing twister with your midget hole.
May 2,000 furry Fraggles drink Froot Loops by your shower.
May 98 radioactive jaywalkers have an affair with irresponsible benwa balls on your secret shaft.
May one million constipated lawyers drive 18-wheelers filled with Toucan Sam over creamed corn while thinking lustfully of your dreaded armpit.
May 96 fresh Space Ghosts sniff refried beans after setting fire to your swimming pool.
May a handful of jagged Iowa Hawkeye Football Players break out a can of whoop ass on pickles while tinkering with your helicopter.
May 64 fleshy Teds masticate cacti after being forced to smell your local Starbucks.
May you witness infamous telemarketers regurgitate dead crabs out from underneath your uncle's tissue paper.
May many troubled lemmings exclaim "Soylent Green is made of BradBot2000s!" to beer after waxing your supple mother.
May many psychic single mothers give the Heimlich to turd-pie after abducting your home.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 96,492,703,376,380,080


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