We no speak english so nice so some of these make no sense perfectly. We many sorries.
May an indeterminable amount of paper thin steel workers consummate the marriage of Froot Loops underneath your little yappy dog.
May a shitload of crispy computer geeks damn garbage pail kids to hell while sausages while hiding out in your under-appreciated toilet paper.
May a barrel of bulbous Christins consummate the marriage of John Travolta out from underneath your cat's royale with cheese.
May a couple beer drinking clowns play "hide the hydrochloric acid" with Rosie O'Donnell after having a "bad experience" with Geoge W Bush's scooter.
May plenty of lice infested whores eat some Crispy Critters Cereal-on-the-cob for dinner with motivational speakers after setting fire to your chicken head.
May 50 billion crispy taxi drivers shout "Finger licking good!" to pickles while sniffing your gerbil's Arby's Giant Roast Beef Combo.
May three bazillion high ninjas light farts with burning belly-button lint while hiding out in your toilet paper.
May an infinite amount of nuclear college basketball coaches blow up vaseline with a radioactive-bomb made from flattened barbeque sauce while standing on your sand castle.
May a crowd of toxic Chauffs get midieval on your ass with eggnog after having to amputate your mom's fat rolls.
May plenty of retarded dingos perform CPR to deodorant sticks after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your mysterious mother.
May a quartet of aerodynamic dwarves grill Crispy Critters Cereal in your palm pilot.
May three bazillion necrophiliac girl scouts destroy 1.21 JIGAWATTS!!!! while performing a drive-by-shooting on your Russian mail-order bride.
May an unknown amount of aerodynamic expecting mothers build pails of spackle while defecating on your fat rolls.
May a molar quanity of tanked Corey Feldmans watch the famous tear-jerker "Mrs. fonics monkey and her icecube trays" after they fall in love with pot after consuming your country's president.
May a gallon of furious Canadians explode refried beans while polishing your filthy dynamic duo of Regis Philbins.
May an imaginary number of beast-like CRNet Owners superimpose the head of gerbils onto a picture of fake ID cards after pledging allegiance to your excrement.
May a hogshead of starving farkers exclaim "Soylent Green is made of your under-appreciated soiled diapers" to intestines after consuming your supple bat guano.
May 911 crafty television repairmen slip on fish balls next to your decaying WrestleMania t-shirt.
May 32 fluid ounces of diseased prostitutes paint a picture of fake ID cards while hiding out in your tasty shaft.
May a hell of a lot of aroused transvestites light farts with burning sphincters below your midget Prime Number Shitting Bear.
May a megabyte of recovering alcoholic Cuban immigrants grease lumps of coal while fending off your uncle's shower.
May 128 soaking Fidel Castros puke grass seeds while laying on your fake fat rolls.
May eleven constipated cannibals profess their love of Planter's Cheeseballs while tinkering with a portion of your face.
May 96 fantastic Colonel Sanders perform oral pleasure to Richard Simmons while hiding out in your delicious pet jelly-fish.
May an english quart of killer Spice Girls brutally beat carp after pledging allegiance to your space-aged panis.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

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