May a plethora of dyslexic TWA staff members retort "As if!" to hockey pucks while tinkering with your enlarged chicken.
May a crowd of impotent convenient store clerks bowl a 300 game wearing only Captain Crunch next to a portion of your ant farm.
May zero flea-ridden orcs have a vision of floating killer bees underneath your dog's Arby's Giant Roast Beef Combo.
May a dozen freaky people who use this arabian-random-insult-generator fondle 1.21 JIGAWATTS!!!! after consuming your doctor's gold tooth.
May 50 billion quadruple amputee Al Rokers go bar hopping with Spam after shoving glass shards into your tasty snot rag.
May a few drunk Canadians hide the truth from ranch dressing while defecating on your arch nemesis, The Queen of England.
May 96 dead termites create evil robots with an uncanny resemblance to Monty Python fanatics that throw web developers after being forced to smell your supple George Foreman Grill.
May a hogshead of aerodynamic husbands blow up special sauce with a of my favorite-bomb made from wet mutant farting fish while thinking lustfully of your closet.
May a megabyte of special-ed McDonalds employees purchase a million dollar insurance policy on testicles after pledging allegiance to your engorged dumpster.
May 50 billion tanked farkers explode scented candles while kicking your lice-infested country's president.
May a hell of a lot of high Helens eat your baby and some Elephant Beautiful Balls after applying Preparation H to your condom.
May 128 starving corpses make Hardee's Made from Scratch Biscuits out of flour and lime jello after being forced to smell your neighbor's tv dinner.
May 42 mammoth spacemen masturbate their their own hands while hiding out in your disfigured labia majora.
May 2,000 infamous Bill Brasky impersonators lie dying on Silly String inside your least favorite waste treatment center.
May 69 nymphomaniac rapists insert carp after setting fire to your urinal.
May 1,000 furry Karls withdraw from vaseline beside your moistened dinner guest.
May negative 14 wild assassins watch "When members of Da Bears attack!" on Fox while they sniff elephant dung after having a "bad experience" with your secret ant farm.
May a mob of mammoth people named "dr. swindling" shout "I like to stick bottled water down my pants" to spicy chicken while sniffing your 250 year old sweatshop employees.
May an insane amount of depressed voters have an intense craving for Frogurt topped with quasi-evil sauce after they agree about crazy glue while hiding out in your diseased dinner guest.
May 7 nutty people who use this arabian-random-insult-generator disrobe scantily clad women around your forearm.
May a dozen withered lawyers obtain a License To Kill sphincters while laying on your chocolate covered pet jelly-fish... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May 16 fresh steel workers buy the Collector's Edition "nearsighted grass seeds" DVD, complete with replica bottled water while rummaging through your missing bat guano.
May a quartet of bewildered dead baboons gobble Doogie Howser after being forced to smell your shriveled up kazoo.
May a buttload of chunky youth ministers embark on a mission armed with only Taco Bell beast-like Gorditas while standing on your rug burnt barnyard animals.
May an indeterminable amount of cheesey Spice Girls dial 1-800-"eat your baby and some milkshakes"-A-Lot and hand the phone to the holy grail below your thong.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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