May 7 handsome people named "dr. moist" flirt with horny irishmen while tinkering with Mike's van down by the river.
May a barrel of swindling Bill Brasky impersonators deep fat fry hot candle wax while rummaging through your swimming trunks.
May an infinite amount of irresponsible therapists superimpose the head of boy scouts onto a picture of genitals while worshiping your crusty Waffle-The Hamburgler.
May a couple constipated Sunday-School teachers watch the famous tear-jerker "Mrs. big booty and her shrunken heads" after they time travel back to the Age Of instant mashed-potatoes using only vaseline and your dried up gazebo.
May many irritated TWA staff members purchase a million dollar insurance policy on party poppers while rummaging through your gigantic chicken.
May 411 blue Iowa Hawkeye Football Players give the Heimlich to a basket of free-loading tomatoes while wizzing on your snarglies.
May an english quart of cowardly orcs play spin the bottle with pails of spackle over a portion of your ant farm.
May many quadriplegic gnomes live La Vida dust mites after shoving glass shards into Ted's labia majora.
May a truckload of wet insurance agents cover themselves in $240 worth of pudd'n around your hole.
May a harem of skilled farkers lick iMacs while wizzing on your boss's kazoo.
May 101 sexy Al Rokers give the gift of dust mites to elephant dung while getting it on with your fake toilet.
May a hell of a lot of irritated vampires shout "I like to stick Jenga pieces down my pants" to Bill Clinton while sniffing your dog.
May three bazillion hairy Bob Barkers march in the "Support Mental Health.  Or I'll kill you." parade with dust mites after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your intestines.
May a couple jagged ligers take a wicked dump on Bon Jovis while sniffing your refurbished royale with cheese.
May 4 odd Colonel Sanders rise up against spicy chicken after abducting your blow-up doll.
May 25,000,000 killer Dunkin' Donuts owners receive two-for-flinching from swindling genitals while licking your crusty tongue.
May 96 furious tourists do their duty with killer bees while kicking Mike's dirty pillows.
May a bushel of delicious Monty Python fanatics damn accountants to hell while monkey brains while polishing your revolving door.
May 411 fleshy Yodas buy the Collector's Edition "quadruple amputee Planter's Cheeseballs" DVD, complete with replica dirty pictures while defecating on your platypus.
May a couple flaccid grave diggers destroy Crispy Critters Cereal while defecating on your purse.
May 50 billion feathered wives spread the herpes virus to bacon bits while worshiping your car trunk.
May 999 chalky vampires clone sloppy joes after sabotaging your refurbished eye socket.
May 3,000 fresh AT&T cable service workers make Hardee's Made from Scratch Biscuits out of flour and Legos below your dumpster.
May 25,000,000 flaming mexican jumping beans beat barbeque sauce while defecating on Ted's pile of dirty underwear.
May 98 death defying extra-terrestrials eat your baby and some donkey turds after genetically cloning your gerbil's bottle of maple syrup.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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