May a quartet of tanked truck drivers "Back that ass up" with cat litter inside your 250 year old dinner guest... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May a handful of high speed pizza delivery boys spend the morning burping jelly beans using only your shriveled up mother.
May an english quart of sickly expecting mothers obtain a License To Kill virgins within Mike's cake hole.
May a megabyte of bi-sexual Elvis impersonators hide a vat of hydrochloric-acid outside your under-appreciated chicken head.
May 3,000 free-flowing assassins sing the rap song "I like big benwa balls" to Legos by your unusually small Britney Spears poster.
May eleven bloated therapists go potty on special sauce encrusted hand lotion after having a "bad experience" with your crazy tent.
May 256 fantastic Enron executives poop out brains inside your favorite silly putty.
May an overabundance of hairy vampires find a great bargain at "The smoked string cheese sticks N' More Store" on sphincters next to Ted's face.
May 2,000 radioactive cannibals view a porno called Debbie Does cacti after waxing your big booty.
May 4 flaming porn stars talk smack about ham and cheese sandwiches after consuming your disfigured dirty pillows... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
May 15,000 cheesey wives give a little bit of a "How's your father" to their own hands while kicking your umbrella.
May 101 crafty youth ministers consume mass quantities of air fresheners after having a "bad experience" with your crevice.
May a crowd of grape jelly covered Roshnis commit adultry with Cool Whip after having to amputate your deep fat fried nads.
May a harem of high speed Baskin-Robbins employees ignite a fire of Taco Bell weird Gorditas after setting fire to your neighbor's toilet.
May plenty of grape jelly covered tourists bite hockey pucks while wizzing on your pile of dirty underwear.
May 256 jagged Mormons entice sloppy joes while hiding out in your fishing buddy.
May several irritated mexican jumping beans give the gift of dust bunnies to intestines while defecating on your boss's fungus.
May 64 fantastic therapists fight the power of rubber bands while licking your shrunken front porch.
May a crowd of grape jelly covered dingos snuggle with blowfish while wizzing on your legs.
May a barrel of kleptomaniac girl scouts swim in a pool filled with the Taco Bell dog while sniffing your gnarly Waffle-child evil geniuses.
May a few necrophiliac Sunday-School teachers tell "Yo Mamma's So funny" jokes to Jimmy Hoffa while hiding out in your mysterious gold tooth.
May an indeterminable amount of nude AT&T cable service workers watch "Bakin' Bacon with Macon" with monkey porn in your frozen penile implants.
May 25,000,000 naked Sunday-School teachers apply dangerous voltage to iMacs after waxing Geoge W Bush's sand castle.
May 512 dyslexic Santa Clauses crash through a wall made of monkey porn after setting fire to your supple eyeballs.
May a dozen genetically cloned five-assed world leaders masticate donkey turds out from underneath your shower.

Insulter v2.0 BETA 6 by Mike Newman
Words by Ted Harapat, Mike Newman, and others

# of combinations: 95,452,911,314,134,608


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